Two Weeks and Counting... A Challenge

In less than two weeks I will toe the start line (otherwise known as patiently wait in my corral, as only the elite runners actually toe the start line) at the New York City Half Marathon.  I know that there are some of you who would rather watch the Teletubbies or Barney on repeat than run 13.1 miles... so to you I offer this challenge: 

• Donate $50 at some point during the next two weeks, and I will write your name on my pants to be worn during the race.  I'll take a photo of your name and send it to you as proof. 
• Donate $100 at some point during the next two weeks, and I will write your name on my shirt (as shown above) to be worn during the race.  I'll take a photo of your name and send it to you as proof.
• Donate $200 at some point during the next two weeks, and I will write your name across the seat of my pants in a very loud color - obviously to be worn during the race.  Photos to be supplied as proof.  (Should there be two donors at the $200 level I will share the space - trust me, there is plenty to go around).
• Donate $500 at some point during the next two weeks, and I will write your name across my forehead.  Yes, I am completely serious, much to my mother's chagrin.

Remember, this is a great way to participate in 13.1 miles without the following: Body Glide, chafing, sweating, blisters, hills, and my favorite, SPANDEX!